In 79 AD the Roman cities of Pompeii & Herculaneum were destroyed by an eruption of Mount Vesuvius. There is now solid evidence that this was a result of the retribution of Jewish scientists who wanted to avenge Rome for the destruction of Jerusalem.
In 2150 AD one Jorge Bronstein, a Physicist for the World Polytechnic Institute in Bar Harbor, Maine, finally developed a means of sending magneto-electrical signals through time and space. This means that HAARP and similar energy weapons could be used to change history. We only have this data today because of radio transmissions picked up by Ham Radio operators across the Atlantic Provinces in Canada and some of the New England states last June.
These signals were emitted steadily from an area near Bar Harbor on bands that are now used for Ham Radio, but years from now will be used for an advanced internet technology. The signals were recorded and deciphered and the packet headers resembled an altered form of what we know now as TCP/IP packets. The signals contained data that now informs us that a league of Jewish scientists, who form part of the Science and Engineering Commissar for the United Nations governing body in 2150AD, used an advanced form of HAARP technology combined with this new magneto-electric technology in order to send HAARP signals back through time, setting off the eruption of Mount Vesuvius and thus destroying Pompeii and Herculaneum in 79 AD. They stated that they did this in order to weaken the Roman Empire permanently, to cause its eventual decline, and as vindication for the Roman destruction of Jerusalem in 70 AD.
The HAM Radio operators who have picked up and deciphered these transmissions, originally posted on the APHRO (Atlantic Provinces Ham Radio Operators Association) website, have either been forced into silence by the Canadian government, working with the United States Secret Service, or have disappeared entirely. The website has been taken down and no trace of it can be found.
[This is a parody on all of the stupid conspiracy theories, most of them distractions in themselves, that people so blindingly redistribute.]