When a Jew makes a truthful admission, it is usually for the sake of some other agenda, perhaps even sympathy. Evidently, this is also why there are so many advertisements in the media for razors and related grooming products.
Recently published on the "respectable" Jewish website, The Forward, is the headline Sarah Silverman Says As The Only Jewish Kid At School She Felt Like a ‘Hairy Monkey’
If we said that, we would be accused of hate speech. So here we will only agree with Sarah. At least most Jews are indeed hairy monkeys, or more properly, devils trapped in hairy-monkey bodies.