But They ARE Monkeys!

The narrator goes to great lengths to try to apologize for these genetic mutants, and since even local village negros called them "monkeys" he complains about the damage they supposedly suffered from "bullying". As if they could even know they were bullied!

Ghetto Extortionist

Really, would you let him date your daughter? What if your pastor told you that it is racist to say no? These demons from the jungles of the netherworld would kill you for your money, your goods, your home, or for five minutes of sexual gratification with you or with your daughter, without ever having a second thought or a moment of shame.