From The Onion - Overcome Stress By Visualizing It As A Greedy, Hook-Nosed Race Of Creatures

These people at The Onion are pretty good at what they do, but it is too bad they have wolves on their staff. Wolves eat wolves, too, and sometimes even like them better than sheep. Anyway, they satire this very sick world of ours with original content that we may not always totally agree with, but which is worthwhile nonetheless. Check out http://www.theonion.com