From The Onion - Overcome Stress By Visualizing It As A Greedy, Hook-Nosed Race Of Creatures

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These people at The Onion are pretty good at what they do, but it is too bad they have wolves on their staff. Wolves eat wolves, too, and sometimes even like them better than sheep. Anyway, they satire this very sick world of ours with original content that we may not always totally agree with, but which is worthwhile nonetheless. Check out http://www.theonion.com

Going Ape for Chicken

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(WTKR) MAY 25--Meet Lonneshia Shafaye Appling. The Georgia woman, 26, was so determined to shoplift beer, bacon, cheese, and chicken wings from a Piggly Wiggly that she punched, spit at, and pepper-sprayed store workers who confronted her as she tried to flee the supermarket Wednesday afternoon, according to cops.

Appling, pictured in the adjacent mug shot, allegedly hid items worth $88.27 in a canvas bag. She "attempted to check out, only putting one item on the counter," according to a worker quoted in an Athens-Clarke County Police Department report.

Moving to Norfolk?

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Whatever made this White family think that a negro hood could possibly ever be a "nice place to live"?  And immediately the negro hoodligans procede to beat up her son, only because he is White. Americas, who are the haters? When the hell is White America ever going to waken to the fact that negros are savage criminals, and can not possibly be anything else?