Ten Little Niggers

Maybe a rap version wasn't the best option, but considering its about niggers...

This is based on a post from June, 2020, at the Christogenea Forum. The text is copied below:

 The old nursery counting rhyme has an interesting history. At one time it was "niggers" rather than "indians".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten_Little_Indians#Derivative_songs_and_books

So here is my attempt at an updated version:


Ten little niggers awaitin' in a food line
One stole from another and then there was Nine.

Nine little niggers in the CHAZ behind a gate
One was just a quarter black and then there was Eight.

Eight little niggers thought some white ho came from heaven
The Jewess gave him Covid so he died and there was Seven.

Seven little niggers protest hitting cops with sticks
One caught a bullet from a thug and then there was Six.

Six little niggers high on crack did shuck and jive
But crack and ice don't mix with guns so then there was Five.

Five little niggers thieving burning down a store, 
One grabbing loot got trapped inside and then there was Four.

Four little niggers broke into the Dollar Tree
One slipped on the broken glass and then there was Three.

Three little niggers let the hippos out the zoo
One stumbled in the road and tripped and then there was Two. 

Two little niggers robbed a Paki with a gun
They fought over the money and then there was One.

One little nigger made it home and went to bed
Found another baby's daddy and then he was dead!

This was only a 15-minute project, so perhaps I can improve on it later...